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World to Daedalus: Grow Up!
Posted: Monday, November 23, 2009 7 Hours 45 Minutes 51 Seconds Ante Meridian

Before I got married I used to hear the same foolishness from the same foolish women over and over and over again.

Grow up, get married.

Ok, so I rented a yacht and did exactly that. I got married. It wasn't a mistake and I am very happy and content. So now last weekend I heard more foolishness.

I'm glad you finally grew up.

Let me set the record straight. I am forty-two fucking years old. My children are grown too. I don't have a job because not only am I only self-employed, I employ others. When I am not running my own business two others asked me to help run theirs. On occasion I show up at schools and try to inspire children. I have been paid and I have been broke. I know where a library is. I have a masters degree. I own property and pay taxes. My bland suburban transport was not purchased at an urban no-credit-needed lot.

How is that not grown? I don't get it.

I point this out because these accomplishments, if thats what you want to call them are things that a lot of those who criticized me haven't done. Instead they criticize me for either exploiting women I used to be involved with or on a more personal note exploited them - still as stupid as they were or in most cases still are.

Let me help you out a little bit.

  • All men are not silly - You were attracted to a silly man and he disappointed you.
  • All men are not dogs- You were attracted to a man who has many options and he left you for a better option
  • All men are not stupid - The ones you are attracted to however, are.
  • All men are not suck-up for not getting with you. You however are 30+ pounds overweight.

Now why are these men so silly, stupid and dog-like? Its because you, through a series of bad decisions, made yourself undesirable to men who aren't silly, stupid and dog-like. What does that leave? Men who are.

Why is a man who has his life even half-way together going to want to be with someone who's life isn't? Women who get rid of men because their lives are in a shambles get a medal. I got ostracized for it.

Successful decent men are not going to leave their great single situation and life for a woman with three children from three different men. Are you kidding me? Who wants to walk into that foolishness? All he's going to do is walk in, get some booty and eventually leave. Sure, he'll be nice to you in the interim, but he is already leaving. He probably told you he wasn't going to marry you too. You weren't listening. Now if you are grossly (or on your way to being grossly) overweight your situation got even worse. Tip: A size 20 is not normal. I never dated anyone over a size 10 and my wife is a size 4.

And if you didn’t screw your life up in those ways and you still have never been married at say, 35 then either you are crazy or worse, your mother is crazy and she taught you everything she knows.

I could go on and on with other examples but I'll end with these because they are the most obvious. Until your weight and those children are grown and gone, you don't have a chance.

Now I am not talking about one person particular person but I am cutting a wide swath throught the population. Perhaps you don’t have three children by three different men, pehaps you limited youself to two children by two different men. Rolls eyes.

Stop eating everything in sight and Don't go chasing waterfalls, stick to lakes, rivers, thugs and losers your used to until you lose the kids and the weight.

Or, grow up. Your screwed.




Simjournal Comments
Name: Daedalus
Date: Wednesday, January 27, 2010 7:14:12 AM
Subject:Yeah
Comment:
Tell that to "Yo Mama" she was one of the main ones...

Name: Frank Z
Date: Monday, January 25, 2010 12:08:38 PM
Subject:Dead on Daedalus!
Comment:
This one is dead on! Now grow up!


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