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Political Incorrectness In Mississippi?
Posted: Sunday, August 29, 2010 9 Hours 6 Minutes 22 Seconds Post Meridian
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I went to Mississippi to handle some family issues with my wife and ended up going to church.

I was tripped out by some of the stuff I saw today. I saw signs saying "No Fighting", "No Cussing" and other things of that ilk. I found it kind of odd that you would have to post a sign with such a thing on it inside a church. I'll skip the other stuff like the visible tramp-stamps.

Then church got started in earnest. Today's sermon was really messed up if you are a Democrat of any kind.

The preacher talked about how the man is the head of household, no matter how much he makes or doesn't make. He called women "helpmates" pointed out where this stuff is written in the bible and how the bible is not going to change. (I suppose the Romans changing it from the Old to the New testament was good enough)

I was amazed at the force by which he told this sermon and the risk of pissing a bunch of people off by telling the truth. Hopefully someone will take heed and fix his family.

Hanging out with my in-laws is always a culinary (and artery-clogging) treat. Within 20 minutes of my arrival, steak was on its way to me courtesy of my mother in law. Its nice to be around a bunch of people with lives void of drama, outside the stuff everyone has to deal with if you are married with children.

You know what, like my father, my father in-law is the head of his household, an imperfect but good example of manhood to his children and an influential patriarch.

I suppose the preacher was on to something, wasn't he?
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You want $7000? For that?
Posted: Monday, July 12, 2010 9 Hours 53 Minutes 37 Seconds Ante Meridian
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These days I have taken on a third client. Something has got to give or maybe not. In this recession it may be kind of stupid to have only one source of income.

I am putting a brave face on it but managing the whole thing is stressing me out, and when  I am not working I am about to fall out.

Yep, I expect this to take a toll on my marriage, but in this economy you cant afford to pass up opportunities, especially when one like this comes along. This project will allow me to get completely out of debt in a couple of years if I play it right. Yeah, that kind of dough.

Even more pleasant news, one of my SUV’s dropped a cylinder with 90,000 miles. With the reliability of engines these days, regardless of manufacturer it costs a fortune to get any kind of mechanical work on an engine done.

So I called the dealer they wanted $7,000 for a long block. I am looking on their website while waiting on the agent to get back to me and found a truck comparable to mine for around the same price. I mentioned this fact and the customer service agent was not amused.

So, off to the junkyard to do an engine swap. I’ll end up with an engine with fewer miles than the one they took out for a fraction of the cost. Works for me.

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A Facebook Fathers Day...
Posted: Tuesday, June 22, 2010 1 Hour 6 Minutes 10 Seconds Post Meridian
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Fathers Day 2010 I spent doing... Nothing.

My wife took me to brunch, and the rest of the day I spent dozing, catching up on the Science Channel and taking calls and text messages from kids, family and friends.

That evening I looked at Facebook. I shook my head and snickered. I saw at least a dozen entries from pissed off women, talking about men who are not around for their children.

From the tone of some of those entries, they seemed to be more pissed those men left them behind than their children.

Even more amusing were the self congratulatory postings: "Happy Fathers Day To Me" and so forth. I never read such foolishness. I wonder if they thought for a second how silly some of them sound.

Well, heres the real deal that applies to most of you.

  • He was a great guy when you met him.
  • He was a great guy when you went out with him.
  • He was a great guy when he was inside of you.
  • He was a great guy when everyone you love told you that you should leave him alone.
  • He was a great guy when you told everyone you love to go to hell when they did.
  • He was a great guy when you got pregnant.
  • He was a great guy when you bore his child, and he wasn't there.
  • Unless you got raped, he is still a great guy.

You see, if you bash him like that, you make yourself look stupid for having child after child with men who are obviously worthless. Who's being irresponsible here? Who *else* is making bad choices? Its not just the men now is it? Some of those great guys may have had good reason to run for the hills rather than be connected to you. Some of you if your honest with yourself, drove them away.

Next year, before you get mad, ask yourself why are they gone? Your son or daughter will ask you that question someday. Try to be honest ok?

Forget it. What the hell am I? Just a man.

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Daedalus, Go To Hell!
Posted: Thursday, June 10, 2010 11 Hours 15 Minutes 9 Seconds Ante Meridian
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Let me do some religious ramblings. I am going to do a more complete essay on this later but for now, these random thoughts will have to suffce.

If we follow popular religious doctrine and dogma, you cant question the bible or anything in it and to question the existence of God or the nature of God's existence. Do so, and you are generally going straight to hell.

Well, I have been doing it for years.

Forget about that for a second. For whatever reasons or motivations I have, I have on many occasions done the Lords work though giving to those I don't have to give to and helping people I am not obligated to help. And because I am the way I am, I'll continue to do that whenever I can. Granted I make mistakes and I am abrasive (waaaay too abrasive)  however, generally I consider myself a force for good.

On the surface, it looks like I'm getting the keys to roll upstairs right?

No.

All I did was question, in the face of modern science, the nature of God's existence (I never said that God did not exist) and because of this I am going to burn in hell.

Almost paradoxically, by damning me to hell they are now stating that God is without understanding and without infinite wisdom to judge me by my deeds and adherence to teachings in the bible. Now would that be God's judgment or mans judgment? I'm going to go with the latter on that one.

So I am going it alone. If after all the good I have done, I get cast into the lake of fire when I die, I have three words to say as I go to hell to serve my new master, Satan.

"Thanks for nothing."

I'm a sucker.

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All My Friends Are Winos...
Posted: Wednesday, June 02, 2010 3 Hours 33 Minutes 25 Seconds Post Meridian
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I finally got to Wine Country, and to sleep. I slept in every day.

Over Memorial Day weekend we went back to wine country and took in some more great (hot) weather great wine.

 

What's interesting is that at every vineyard we visited we ran into people we knew - either other Winos or some of the crazy old coots who run the vineyards themselves. In either case its great to be in such good albeit eccentric company.

Rolling through the food and wine festival we ran into more people we knew and met some new friends we'll no doubt see again.

We also took a boat tour down the Colorado River. That was worth every penny. Beautiful canyon walls, jaw-dropping vistas and one of those "God Poster" sunsets were a sight to behold.

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Can I Get Some Sleep Please?
Posted: Friday, May 28, 2010 9 Hours 2 Minutes 28 Seconds Ante Meridian
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I lead an active life. It seems like every day there is something going on. Either there is a baseball game we have to go to because we have season tickets (and buffet/drink tickets at that), some other sporting event we got invited to because of said season tickets we have or, we are travelling somewhere - Wine Country, something going on with the kids, last week we were in Las Vegas collecting hooker cards and attending a wedding, what have you.

Its crazy.

If thats not going on, we are walking 10 miles around that freaking lake.

Yesterday was the first time in weeks, I spent Sunday either asleep or zoned out in front of Science Channel DVR theater catching up on my science shows. It was bliss.

Even this weekend we are heading back to wine country. There is a wine festival, we are going to visit our friends there (who own the vineyards and their lackeys). Its funny, everyone recognizes us - or rather, they recognizes my wife's rack to be more accurate. That cracks me up.

I just want one day where I can lay down and sleep. I don't ask for much. Guess what? I am not going to get it either.

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Drunk Chicks Everywhere
Posted: Thursday, May 27, 2010 11 Hours 42 Minutes 3 Seconds Ante Meridian
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Last night Obi-Wife and I went to a wine tasting event. I have to admit, it wasn't a bad deal. 25 bucks a person gets you four glasses of premium wines and all you can scarf hors d'oeuvres which included quesadillas with duck meat. I kind of thought that was a little over the top.

Anyway there were two tables with about a dozen chicks there and they were smashed by the fourth glass. That cracked me the hell up. While they were not doing the fool by any means, they were visibly drunk..

Obi-Wife was tipsy by glass number two.

Anyway I reckon we'll keep doing it. Laughing at the drunk-chicks and getting lucky afterward is worth the fifty bucks. And its a good time.

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Yet Another Message To All The Single Ladies Out There
Posted: Monday, May 24, 2010 9 Hours 1 Minute 14 Seconds Ante Meridian
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This is a message to all the single ladies out there. I get tired of saying it.

Last week Critical Condition had a guy she knew from high school hit her up on Facebook, everything was going great until she found out that she was not the only woman on the planet he knew.

Let me break it down for you real quick.

  • This was your first time meeting him. If it wasnt going to go well there is no reason for he, being a single man to instantly get rid of everyone he knows because he met you that day. Thats silly.
  • Just because you dont have any men in your life at this time, doesnt mean he doesnt have any women in his. Thats silly.
  • Any attractive man worth having around is going to have options. You are going to have to compete and potentially lose. I hate to break it to you, but women have to compete too.
  • It doesn't matter how old you are, how old-school you got raised or whatever the hell. Its time to face reality. Times have changed.
  • You think he lost by you running in fear because you may have to compete for his limited time. He did not lose a thing. Someone else is where you would be right now, and he didnt blink. The only person who lost - is you.
  • Now if you dated him for months and now all of a sudden all these other women popped up thats one thing. But seriously, first time meeting him? Get over yourself.
  • All men are not dogs etc. You are attracted to and had relationships with dogs. These are choices you made.
  • Since you know so much about men and how they are, how do you account for the millions of happily married decent men out there? Its time to face the fact that part of the problem is you.

Now I fully realize that I am not worth anything, I don't know what I am talking about and I aint about shit etc.

I also realize that I am no better - No, I did not let everyone else go until I was sure I found a good woman to be with and marry. Yes she found out. Instead of being stupid and ran she dealt with it and won. She is married. Are you?

I also realize I aint about shit, I dont know nothing about you and I am stupid. That may be true and, I'll agree if it helps you deal with what you just read. I am also happily married. Something your not, and with that attitude and some of the unrealistic expectations you have, will never be.

Get mad if you want. Everything I said is true. Period.

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Doing Nothing in Wine Country
Posted: Wednesday, May 19, 2010 10 Hours 25 Minutes 11 Seconds Ante Meridian
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Well, its time to go to Wine Country again.

This time I hope to get a chance to relax and sleep in a little bit. Our last forray into wine country found us buying another case of wine and visiting some very interesting and nice people.

Man, I am really getting old.

I do love hill country. There are plenty of ways to do nothing, and jaw-dropping landscapes. Not to mention comfort food my wife would never imagine fixing. Every restaurant in Texas serves chicken fried steak, and everything else is close to it.

I have to admit though it is nice that we share this common interest. Going to sporting events is also nice too as we all contemplate getting rid of Dirk Nowitzki and how great life would be if we had a foreword who would actually drive to the hoop.

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What I Did And Did Not Do On April Fools Day
Posted: Monday, April 05, 2010 5 Hours 9 Minutes 51 Seconds Post Meridian
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In past years, I did April Fools jokes online. Most of them had me doing somebody or, going back to somebody from the past etc..

Since I am married I decided to go on facebook and tell everyone that Obi-Wife is pregnant.

Here however are some April Fools jokes I didn't do.

Call my kids and say: "Your mom and I are getting back together.. April Fools!"

Now I wouldn't do that because it messes with the kids. It is however kind of funny.

Call my Ex's and say: "I made a mistake. I am leaving my wife for you.. April Fools!"

That would be hilarious, until they stopped by my house.

Send the Ex's an e-mail, letting them see each others email addresses, say I am leaving my wife for you, and then April Fools.

This would be interesting watching them swap stories about how they got rid of me, even though for the most part, that simply is not true. It cracks me up the realities women create for themselves. Thank the lord its no longer my problem.

It would on some level would have been fun.

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Eryakah Badu's Window Seat: Nice Seat!
Posted: Wednesday, March 31, 2010 8 Hours 21 Minutes 30 Seconds Ante Meridian
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The last week of March 2010, Erykah Badu releases a video for her song "Window Seat" she shot guerilla style in Dallas that features her stripping in public.

So far, I have heard all kinds of outrage, about how she has disrespected all women and a bunch of other foolishness. One thing that I have found so far is that everyone who hates the video and/or Erykah Badu is either larger or less attractive than her.

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It amazes me how thoughtful unattractive women can be.
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It amazes me how thoughtful unattractive women can be. My comments: Nice song. Nice Azz.

I would love to hear someone more attractive and smaller than her to make a comment. Daedalus rolls his beautiful brown eyes.

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When Your Past Stops By To Catch Up..
Posted: Friday, March 26, 2010 9 Hours 36 Minutes 28 Seconds Ante Meridian
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I've had the same e-mail address since 1993. As a matter of fact, one of the domains I own, is in the top 5% of the oldest domains on the internet.

If you reeeeeeallly wanted to find me you can.

Well, that of course means that out on Facebook, every now and again, people from the past stop through to say hello.

For the most part, its all been friendly with most of them congratulating me on getting married and what not. There have however, been a few that weren't so nice. One went as far as to tell me she was going to "warn my wife about me".

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A woman on the other hand would get a medal and Tyler Perry would do a movie about how she got done wrong.
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What was she going to tell her, really? That I dropped her? Get over it. It was over 4 years ago. Good Lord. If a man was mental like that he would be in jail. A woman on the other hand would get a medal and Tyler Perry would do a movie about how she got done wrong by some man, Madea helping her through it, everybody but Madea finding Jesus and a scene in a church where everybody sings and finds redemption.

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My wife is already aware of how small my cock is.
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I sent her a note stating that "I am well aware that your man is a better man than I ever could be or even aspire to be, my wife has already read about how I got rid of you and she is already aware of how pathetic I am, how broke I am, and how small my cock is. I think we have our bases covered now. Right? Seriously, does your man know you are contacting someone from your past? Would he appreciate that? Live your new life and make it a good one."

Whew! She is somebody else's problem now.

A couple of others I just hung out with but never had any kind of romantic relationship with I went ahead and friended them, especially if they were married. I don't have any ill will toward (almost) anyone so who cares. My conscience is clear so I have nothing to hide.

I never quite understood why some people "hang on" like that. I personally forgot most of them, even those I wrote about as I have moved on. It doesn't make sense. My situation isn't changing.

Whatever. I got my own marital problems now. I promised to expand a flowerbed for more rose bushes and haven't done it yet.

Daedalus rolls his beautiful brown eyes at his current rose bush drama.

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An Expensive Habbit
Posted: Thursday, March 11, 2010 9 Hours 54 Minutes 9 Seconds Ante Meridian
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It would seem that my wife and I have an expensive habit. Wine.

Daedalus rolls his bloodshot brown eyes.

I guess all this started with my being a two-bit amateur wine aficionado, making choices for us at restaurants and showing her the difference between a 25 buck bottle of wine and a 75 buck bottle of wine (almost zero in most cases).

Last year we were in Aspen Colorado for their Food and Wine festival. It looked like it anyway. I love Aspen any time of year though. I wouldn't suggest anyone in his right mind, go to the Aspen Food and Wine festival, at $1700 a ticket I am not sure its worth it.

Valentines Day weekend we went to a wine and food festival, in Grapevine Texas now this basically involves a pub-crawl through the mean upper middle-class infested streetz of downtown Grapevine sampling wine and food along the way. We had a great time and met some really nice people along the way. We also got hold of about 5 bottles of wine that day as well. My wife got partially smashed from the samples. LOL.

Last weekend we went to wine country, with gorgeous jaw-dropping landscapes and friendly eccentric rednecks mixing in with serious wine aficionados always makes for a great time. We hit 7 vineyards in one weekend and brought back at least two cases of wine. I don't know when its going to get drunk, but the deals were great.

 

For approximately the price of a lap dance you can get a decent bottle of wine.

And now, a moment of Zen as I look out the 43rd floor window office of the Master of the Universe, down on you.

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Freaking Cold Florida
Posted: Friday, January 22, 2010 2 Hours 8 Minutes 47 Seconds Post Meridian
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 The pain at the gym is now augmented by pain everywhere else.

A few weeks ago my wife and I flew to Florida to visit one of the kids. Why did it have to be 28 degrees? WTF? A walk on the beach in Florida was not all it was cracked up to be. That was painful. Walking around the beach in parkas. Indeed.

We are re-doing our bedroom in my wife's vision and subsequently guess who has to put together the furniture, put up the blinds and hit his fingers with hammers? I do.

Crap. Only IKEA could sell you a kit that costs what assembled furniture costs and expect you to pay for it. As I complained she said we coooooooulllld go to a regular furniture store and get something already put together. Looking at the gaudy furniture with its twisted and contorted metal and French provincial look cluttering up the second floor of our home - perish the thought.

So that's my punishment for wanting something that looks half-modern.

The one bright spot was the 42 inch TV we got for our bedroom. We got a great deal and I set it up for everything digital, picking up an Acer REVO PC and a Logitech wireless keyboard to run it.

The Acer Aspire REVO PC is tiny, compact and its perfect for Windows Media Center, Slingbox (for which I have two) or for watching anything off the internet (porn? Naaaah). At 200 bucks its runs all these things under Windows 7 and is worth every penny.

In other news, the generic microwave oven, after three years, gave up the ghost. Cheap piece of shit. I should have got something better, but as a man, I didnt give a shit what they put in when they built my home. Stupid as it sounds, its true. It has a 3 year warranty. And exactly 3 years two months, it has stopped working. Cooking is also - Painful.
Well, my wife wanted double ovens. I suppose they can be shoehorned into this space and we get a standard microwave drawer put into the island. Daedalus rolls his beautiful brown eyes.

Yep. My life is boring. Double ovens. Yeah. Boring. Its also bliss.

 

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All Men Are Dogs: Right?
Posted: Friday, January 08, 2010 11 Hours 46 Minutes 30 Seconds Ante Meridian
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I get so tired of telling women this. So, here it goes again.

For all women who say "All Men Are Dogs" or whatever the hell you say. Here is what all men really are.

All men are:

Who you are attracted to: If you are attracted to thugs or dogs, then thats what you like.
   
Who is attracted to you because of who and what you are: If all the men you know are users, then ask yourself, why do users keep coming around? If all the men you know only want you for sex, ask yourself: "Why do these men only want me for sex?"
   
Who you got involved with. Spare me the whole "I am so empowered I cant stand myself" foolishness when it comes to everything else and you cant spot an idiot when it stares you in the face. That makes you look stupid. Not them.

The common word in all this, is "You".

Sorry bout that.

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Pain.
Posted: Monday, January 04, 2010 11 Hours 38 Minutes 31 Seconds Ante Meridian
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Now that the holidays are over, its back to the gym and working out after taking a hiatus because of company, parties, company parties and other valid (or, invalid) excuses for not doing it.

Im cool with it.

Its also time to go back to eating vegetarian again. (Rolls Eyes) While my wife makes food as palatable as possible, nothing quite replaces the taste of a big juicy steak.

Crap.

Anyway we have committed to going a hundred miles a month. My knee is swelling up already just thinking about it.

Ok. I am through complaining.

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2009 - Year In Review.
Posted: Thursday, December 31, 2009 8 Hours 4 Minutes 14 Seconds Ante Meridian
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Its been a long time since I updated. I wonder if anyone even reads this anymore.

Family:

2009 was on the whole a pretty decent year. It was the first full year since 2001 my life was completely free of my Wicked Ex and anything that belonged to her, in this case I am referring to her daughter, for whom I hope I never hear from again. My wife asked me if I missed her, I said no. She disagreed but I left the subject alone. She said she sent her a message but hopefully it fell on deaf ears if she replied I'll never know.  I don't need the drama and foolishness in my life. I understand what her mother meant when she said she loved her but didn't like her. I wish her well - somewhere else.

Speaking of wives, I went aboard a yacht and got myself one in September. My wedding pictures are so lame. I am either bent over because I am over a foot taller than my wife, people are struggling to get her head and mine in the same picture or, the photographer and vidographer are looking up at me and you see my chin the fact that I forgot to shave that morning. Yipes! Those of you who know me on Facebook saw most of the festivities and my reading my vows off of my cellular phone.

Its a wonderful thing when wedding day drama is limited to logistics, (getting flowers to the boat) shaving, (or not) not printing your vows and reading them off your phone and forgetting to get her ring sized (Whoops!)...

I also found out who my friends are. People I thought were genuinely interested in my happiness had other plans, agenda's etc.. I told my wife that these things would happen to her. It also happened to me.

The children are finally getting lives of their own. Its kind of cool to go a whole 24 hours and not hear from any of them. LOL..

Career:

Being a brigadier executive is kind of cool. You get some authority, some of the credit and a job that resembles the first one you ever had, working even harder for nothing. Whatever. Making decisions that directly affect other peoples lives is not fun. Its rewarding when it works, it sucks ass when it doesn't, and everyone is always pissed at you for some reason.

The Future:

2010 I will be blogging a little more because I have the time. I am also redoing my professional site and am going to start doing speeches again. Last summer I did some video on various topics related to IT but this year I will be hitting the podium again, spreading my wisdom far and wide.

I will also be travelling a lot this year. I have trips planned every month, except April.

Other:

My life is sooo boring now. I work, travel and tend to the women (the kids) in my life. Its boring to you but you know what? Its exactly what I wanted.

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World to Daedalus: Grow Up!
Posted: Monday, November 23, 2009 7 Hours 45 Minutes 51 Seconds Ante Meridian
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Before I got married I used to hear the same foolishness from the same foolish women over and over and over again.

Grow up, get married.

Ok, so I rented a yacht and did exactly that. I got married. It wasn't a mistake and I am very happy and content. So now last weekend I heard more foolishness.

I'm glad you finally grew up.

Let me set the record straight. I am forty-two fucking years old. My children are grown too. I don't have a job because not only am I only self-employed, I employ others. When I am not running my own business two others asked me to help run theirs. On occasion I show up at schools and try to inspire children. I have been paid and I have been broke. I know where a library is. I have a masters degree. I own property and pay taxes. My bland suburban transport was not purchased at an urban no-credit-needed lot.

How is that not grown? I don't get it.

I point this out because these accomplishments, if thats what you want to call them are things that a lot of those who criticized me haven't done. Instead they criticize me for either exploiting women I used to be involved with or on a more personal note exploited them - still as stupid as they were or in most cases still are.

Let me help you out a little bit.

  • All men are not silly - You were attracted to a silly man and he disappointed you.
  • All men are not dogs- You were attracted to a man who has many options and he left you for a better option
  • All men are not stupid - The ones you are attracted to however, are.
  • All men are not suck-up for not getting with you. You however are 30+ pounds overweight.

Now why are these men so silly, stupid and dog-like? Its because you, through a series of bad decisions, made yourself undesirable to men who aren't silly, stupid and dog-like. What does that leave? Men who are.

Why is a man who has his life even half-way together going to want to be with someone who's life isn't? Women who get rid of men because their lives are in a shambles get a medal. I got ostracized for it.

Successful decent men are not going to leave their great single situation and life for a woman with three children from three different men. Are you kidding me? Who wants to walk into that foolishness? All he's going to do is walk in, get some booty and eventually leave. Sure, he'll be nice to you in the interim, but he is already leaving. He probably told you he wasn't going to marry you too. You weren't listening. Now if you are grossly (or on your way to being grossly) overweight your situation got even worse. Tip: A size 20 is not normal. I never dated anyone over a size 10 and my wife is a size 4.

And if you didn’t screw your life up in those ways and you still have never been married at say, 35 then either you are crazy or worse, your mother is crazy and she taught you everything she knows.

I could go on and on with other examples but I'll end with these because they are the most obvious. Until your weight and those children are grown and gone, you don't have a chance.

Now I am not talking about one person particular person but I am cutting a wide swath throught the population. Perhaps you don’t have three children by three different men, pehaps you limited youself to two children by two different men. Rolls eyes.

Stop eating everything in sight and Don't go chasing waterfalls, stick to lakes, rivers, thugs and losers your used to until you lose the kids and the weight.

Or, grow up. Your screwed.

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Daedalus: Tell that to "Yo Mama" she was one of the main ones.........
Frank Z: This one is dead on! Now grow up!......

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Fun With Minorities #3
Posted: Tuesday, November 10, 2009 6 Hours 43 Minutes 29 Seconds Post Meridian
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On November 3rd 2009 we had an election. The governorships of two states, New Jersey and Virginia ended up going with the GOP. However in New Yorks 23rd district, Dede Scozzafava and dropped out and Doug Hoffman, a conservative endorsed by the likes of Sarah Palin, lost.

Please note, losing the governorships of two states, is not a big deal, but a single house seat is a big deal. Or so the coverage has been so far. A quick perusal of sites brushed off the Governorships as no big deal at all while the fact that Palin’s pick being beaten was a major victory. Oh and I forgot – the “tea-baggers” were humiliated and have all committed suicide.

Whatever.

Well, now that those states are in the hands of the GOP, its time to have some fun with Minorities by telling them some falsehoods and riling them up. Already it has been viewed as some kind of setback by blacks in those states. What always cracks me the hell up, is when the “Deep Brothas” talk about some kind of conspiracy related to any republican winning anything as a stab in the back to black people.

Now I could educate and debate but really are you gonna tell a young child that a fat white man is not going to bring them something for free, just for being good? Conversely are you gonna tell a grown black man or woman that a fat white man is not going to bring them something for free, just for being good? The answer to both questions is no. Ignorance reigns supreme. To quote Harry Reid, “That war, is lost!”


So I choose to have fun, by telling them what they want to hear. Lets make this weekend “Tell-a-black-a-falsehood-weekend” and get them fired up. Let me make some suggestions:

• Republicans are going to celebrate by killing a black person cuz they won the election. Mmm hmmm I heard dat.
• Republicans gonna take all the welfare away
• Republicans are going to start rounding us up and put us in jail for no reason (like murder)…

That’s the ticket!

I urge everyone to go to the hood and tell something outrageous to the people who believe the Bush Administration blew up the levies in New Orleans specifically to kill black people and have some fun.

Telling the truth to black people about anything, even with hard evidence is both fruitless and boring.

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Why you look stupid to me.
Posted: Friday, October 23, 2009 10 Hours 30 Minutes 23 Seconds Ante Meridian
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So, I am happy and married.

Many of you aren't, and never will be, mainly because of choices you've made during your life. God knows I have made my share of bad choices and I have owned up to all of them, one way or the other.

Anyway on Facebook some of y'all got un-friended because of your drama.

Its one thing to read about "my messy husband/man" or something like that. Those things are endearing and make great fodder for ball-busting by friends and family.

Its one thing to read about "some guy had the lamest line ever" that's cool too. These things happen in single life. As a man I've had my share of lines from women.

 Nobody wants to read about how all men are dogs, and how they are stupid or anything else like that. That attitude is in the top ten reasons why you ended up the way you are now. Let a man post something like "all women are hoes" and see what happens to him.

Keep the negativity to yourself.

Sooner or later YOU are going to look stupid for associating with stupid men and for making bad decisions about the men you associate with.

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