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Daedalus Hits The Coast Posted: Friday, July 10, 2009 8 Hours 28 Minutes 25 Seconds Ante Meridian There are no comments for this entry. Click this link to read and leave comments I hope everyone had a great July Fourth. I did. Obi-Wife and I went to the coast for a weekend of rest and relaxation. We left a week ago in my bland suburban vehicle still tired from trekking up 12000 feet in the wilds and mountain passes in Colorado. It was nice to drive without having 20% of my horsepower sucked away by the lack of oxygen. " As we get close to the coast, Obi-Wife sees a news story on her phone that shocked us both, but not really. “Steve McNair got murdered!” “ Without any details I made that prediction and, as usual I was correct. Hoes did have something to do with it. And, one thing every man should know is that almost all women under 25 have serious issues. I have dated many of their parents, who are under 40 and you know what? They have serious issues. It stands to reason that drama and foolishness run in families. Mom: Don’t take credit for your daughter being talented without also taking credit for her schitzo behavior. You didn’t want her with her father, who left you for whatever reason he did. Anyway I digress. She was crazy. Period. We spent our days on the beach, not doing much of anything except moving the umbrella or moving ourselves to optimize the shade. In spite of these efforts I turned into a Cheshire cat. By the time we left I was so dark my smile was all that was visible. We also went on a snipe hunt as well. Obi-Wife became wedding-obsessed and we ended up going to the marina where the yacht we are to be married on was supposedly parked. “ “Ummmm, if I owned that yacht, it would be out making money. Its July 4th weekend right?” I entertained her whim anyway as we scanned the marina in the hot sun looking for this boat that I knew was not going to be there. Since she would not be deterred, I just went along with it. I shrugged my shoulders. And what were we going to do if we found it? Decorate? Daedalus rolls his beautiful brown eyes, as they dry up from dehydration. We ate at the resort by the aforementioned marina later that day. The food was great and we actually did see the boat roll up at about 9PM. We watched fireworks on the bay. That was actually pleasant. We were sitting at a table waiting on the fireworks until hoes showed up with they (their) keids (kids). We got up and left. Luckily I had folding chairs I bought earlier. We simply put them up and we sat in the grass. Screw that. Anyway it was good week because Obi-Wife was there to make it fun. After we got back I finally unpacked from two and a half months on the road. Its was good to be in my own house and to once again bang my fiancé on a regular basis. Whew! " I picked up a new client and a new set of projects. In this economy, that’s good news. The bad news is, that my client has an agressive Diversity policy. Why does Diversity also mean ghetto? Daedalus rolls his beautiful brown eyes as the hair pieces, tracks, and full-on Beyonce wigs along with ever-so-slightly sagging jeans are running a mock around the factory floor along with the rednecks, who have clothing and cultural issues of their own. I hate it here, and its going to be at least a month before I get this project going and I can work in my office full time. I just know it. There are no comments for this entry. Click this link to read and leave commentsThe Most Unrealistic Thing About Star-Trek Posted: Tuesday, July 14, 2009 8 Hours 55 Minutes 24 Seconds Ante Meridian There is one comment for this entry. Click this link to read and leave comments So I finally went to go see Star-Trek on the big screen Sunday. This movie came out while I was working on the road and I waited until I could see it with Obi-Wife. I am Star-Treks biggest fan, often using Star-Trek colloquialisms in my speech all the time and sailing them over the heads of all but the faithful. It’s a great platform for science fiction, and for stories that examine our society and human condition. I digress. This Star-Trek move was had in it, the most ridiculous unrealistic thing I have ever seen in any science fiction movie ever. Lets roll through the stuff you may think is unrealistic shall we? Is warp drive too unrealistic? No. They civilized warp-drive in this Star-Trek and made it something dangerous and a little closer to what we think is science fact. I wont bore you with all the details. Is the transporter too unrealistic? No. The transportation of photons and subatomic particles is already possible. Are Black Holes too unrealistic? Nope. Quantum singularities are certainly possible and there is calculus to prove it. We will soon make our own in the laboratory. Is Red Matter too unrealistic? Well, its getting there. I don’t know of any way you could ignite something and have it create a quantum singularity (black hole) just for the hell of it. None of that even fazed me. The most unrealistic thing in the Star-Trek universe is this Uhura messing with a powerful, intellectual, officer like Spock. You know that even science fiction cant make this believable! "
In as close to real-life as the Star-Trek universe can get, you know Uhura would mutiny and have herself beamed aboard the Narada, Nero’s ship so she can be with him. Now, if you’ve seen Star-Trek, Nero is a torturer and a genocidal murderer, using a black hole to destroty planet Vulcan and killing six billion people in the process. As a bonus, he has tattoos, all over his face, Lil Wayne Style! Cue the Duffel Bag Boy music please.. The romulins have come with vengence on the ball Now here is the real Star-Trek script that was cut out by Paramount. Here is how it really goes down: Uhura: “Spock, I need to talk to you.” <Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzrrrrrrrrrrrr> Uhura then beams herself aboard the Narada to be with Nero where she gets killed smacked by Nero about a half-hour before the end of the movie for spillin a drink on his Guess. Then Nero himself and Uhura is killed along with all hands on the Narada. But, Uhura died a happy woman. She knew where she needed to be!
Thug love is something that even in the 24th century cannot be stopped. Since Uhura has rank, talent and a future in this Star-Trek plot, she is obligated to throw her future away to be with Nero. Now that is the real order of things in the Universe. Q: Ladies, tell the truth. You know you want you some Nero don’t you? There is one comment for this entry. ajaxx: well now, the most unrealistic thing about ALL the star trek sagas...... Click this link to read and leave comments Overwriting Bad Memory Posted: Monday, July 20, 2009 9 Hours 34 Minutes 35 Seconds Ante Meridian There are no comments for this entry. Click this link to read and leave comments I often look back at the memories I already have with Obi-Wife whenever I am away from her or, when things aren’t perfect. They are a place where I can “go” for comfort and a place where I can smile, to remember the love that I found and the love I have for her. Some places however, were stained with bad memories. I used to hate driving past places where I had been with Wicked Ex because to be honest with you, I just want to forget her and everything associated with her. I suppose time could heal all of it, but with half of my life already over, I don’t have that kind of time. Obi-Wife’s constant attention via text message, email, or verbally while inconvenient at times, has also had a healing effect on me. There was a time that if any woman told me she really cared about me, I simply didn’t buy it, and believe me I have some great examples of relationships born of deceit I have been in. One thing I also have done is some active erasure of these memories as well. By taking Obi Wife to these places, they are no longer special to “Me and Wicked Ex” or anyone else. Now when I look back at those places, they are now special to “Me and Obi-Wife” effectively burying the unpleasant/ungenuine even further in the past where it belongs. Its not even a question of letting go. I did all of that years ago and haven’t looked back, ever, and I am serious about that. I want to go the extra mile to forget that those people ever existed, both of them. Overwriting the memories in the places I’ve been with new ones with a woman who really does love me, only helps to move the past even further “in the past.” There are no comments for this entry. Click this link to read and leave commentsDaedalus The Colossus Stomps On The Lilliputians Posted: Monday, July 27, 2009 8 Hours 27 Minutes 45 Seconds Ante Meridian There is one comment for this entry. Click this link to read and leave comments Saturday was sushi night at my house. Last week Obi-Wife and Clara Bong unilaterally decided that this event would take place. Personally, while I love spending time with and busting balls with my friends – I just wanted to sleep all day. Just one day. Anyway we had to go get some seaweed to wrap the sushi and some other miscellany so we went to the Asian market. “ I walked into the market looking like a colossus. I look across a landscape void of people. From my perspective the store was empty. Nobody was there. At six foot two, I was a full foot taller than most of the people there. That was of course, until I ran into one of them. “Excuse me you not rob store” I looked down and found a din of activity at my feet as these five foot men and their even shorter women scurried about the store. It was freaky. It was like wading through a busy day care center or, a playground. The counters were so low: I had to bend over, way over to reach them. Obi-Wife disappeared into the morass of little people being a foot shorter than I am as well. Like Gulliver, I was waiting on them to start throwing up ropes in an effort to try to restrain me. So I am standing there holding my arms up so these people can get by me only to notice that Obi-Wife had been talking to me. And, as usual I wasn’t listening. This time however, it was because I couldn’t hear her. “Daedalus?” And of course if I bend down to listen, that was bad too. One other thing that always cracked me up about Asian culture though is how sexist they are. I look at the Japanese at times and say “I’m not worthy! I’m not worthy!” So when looking for soy sauce I made my suggestion: "House Wife" brand soy sauce. For some reason, Obi-Wife didn’t want to buy that brand. I don’t know why. Let me tell you something. That wasabi is not the usual stuff you get in the grocery store. This stuff is powerful! Man, one little dot and you brain will explode. King Kane downed a tuna roll in one gulp. As predicted, his head simply exploded. Damn. He called it “Hiroshima”. I had one too, but I had the good sense to cut that wasabi-laden bomb in half before I ate it. Whooo! Obi-Wife’s hand made sushi, hot sake, some wine, Japanese beer and some good friends made for a great evening. The next time you go to an Asian market, look down, be polite and try not to step on them. There is one comment for this entry. The Jedi: The squeeze paste you bought is not the same as the stuff...... Click this link to read and leave comments |
Anyway sushi night was great. The girls were in the kitchen rolling sushi. We were in living room talking and busting balls. Everything worked out great. When we sat down to dinner,