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Daedalus Puts A Hex On The Texas Rangers
Posted: Tuesday, August 04, 2009 11 Hours 23 Minutes 19 Seconds Ante Meridian
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My birthday this year was a little quieter than last year. No massive party this year with my home awash in guests and well-wishers. I am happy for that. Instead it was quiet.

I was diverted from going home Friday with message from Obi-Wife telling me to meet her at a hotel. We had dinner and a pretty peaceful, restful night. A very nice surprise. Saturday my best man offered me some free breakfast. I was not passing that up either. We left the hotel and met him.

Saturday afternoon, I passed out on the couch upstairs in front of my TV, with a bottle of Kirin Ichiban and the Science Channel pumping subliminal messages about string theory in my brain. About 3PM I was greeted by Obi-Wife telling me it was time to go see the Texas Rangers play.

Obi Wife always works the ticket sites getting great seats at a discount. Today was no different. However, I don’t understand why the following always occurs:


 

IF Rangers.inTown = True
and
Daedalus.isPresent = True
Then
Rangers.Game = Lost
Else
Rangers.Game = Win

Every time, no matter how good the Rangers are playing, if I go see them in person, they lose. This has been true for years. What cracks me up, the won the two previous games against the same team on Thursday and Friday. Crap.

Daisy told me she was calling Rangers management to have me banned from attending any games.  
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Time Flies
Posted: Wednesday, August 12, 2009 10 Hours 2 Minutes 12 Seconds Ante Meridian
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So the countdown begins as the time before I get married becomes finite. It seems like yesterday we announced to the world we were getting married. And now its down to a few weeks.

Time flies.

Final arrangements are being made rsvp's are coming in and it looks like we are ready to go. Am I nervous? No.

I am far from nervous. I just want this to be over with. Obi-Wife is going through stressasode after stressasode. Man, I should have gone to Vegas, got married, check out an Earth Wind and Fire concert and been done with it. Had it not been for her father, I would have done that but he wants to give his little girl away so, I will not deny him that.

I think it may have been a mistake to have a destination wedding. The economy sucks and there are some who couldn't make it because of that. Its disappointing but understandable none the less. Hindsight is 20/20 of course. With all our friends scattered across the US I suppose that was bound to happen.

I got a few spurious calls over the past month or so. I told them both I was getting married and they had to forget I existed. They understood. Good memories and mammarys but its all in the past now.

I got a few more things to say in regards to people from the past worried about what I am doing, but I will save that for another day.

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To My New Neighbors: Daedalus Is Player-Hating You!
Posted: Friday, August 21, 2009 10 Hours 42 Minutes 41 Seconds Ante Meridian
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If there is one thing that kills people its envy and I have it. Yes. I have Player-Hate.

In 2006 I moved into a relatively new neighborhood. The homes were mostly only a few years old. I was one of the last ones in. I was happy with my new home and all its perfectness. It was a later model than other homes similar to it in the neighborhood.

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I live in a mans house. Bitch!
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I had it built austere because I really dont like frilly things and unnecessary trim. I think art-deco should stay in Europe where it belongs. I furnished it austere as well buying most of my stuff from Ikea. When Obi-Wife moved in, her gargoylesque furniture (those tables are ugly) went upstairs.

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What is it with your Earth-toned domiciles?
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Anyway I got exactly what I wanted and it was superior to anything like it. I had the funny looking, but cool house on the block. Even today, its the only one within a two mile radius thats grey. Neighbors: What is it with you and your earth-tone domiciles? You know what it is? Y'all are married. Thats why your homes are tan inside and out. I was single when I bought mine. I live in a mans house. Bitch!

Then the housing crisis happened, credit was tightened and everything collapsed.

That was good news. I was starting to see cars with rims running around from a community of starter-homes about two miles from where I live. As we all know, rims usually bring crime with them. Well, foreclosure cleaned all that out and restored balance to the community. It also lowered the value of my home by $50,000. Damn!.

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It lowered the value of my home by $50,000. Damn!
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But then, the 2.0 Houses arrived. These were significantly cheaper, bigger and nicer looking than not just my tiny cottage in the country, but everyone else's house too! I would say I'll get myself a 2.0 house but I cant sell my home right now as I owe more than its worth and with a 15 year mortgage + escrow, the payments are sky high. Renting it out would mean a significant monthly loss. So I wont be getting a 2.0 House of my own for a while.

These people got better homes for less money. So, I am envious.

Nice house though. I hate my neighbors.

I am also joking.

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David: They probably did not get better homes. Contractors cut more corners when......

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The Infinite Wisdom Of Daedalus #1
Posted: Monday, August 24, 2009 16 Minutes 56 Seconds Post Meridian
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A handy tip.

Dont go to a movie that includes a wild bachelor party two weeks before you get married. Even if its her idea, especially if its a movie like Hangover.

That is all.

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Senator Edward M. Kennedy: Dead
Posted: Wednesday, August 26, 2009 9 Hours 1 Minute 45 Seconds Ante Meridian
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 Senator Edward M. Kennedy appears before a judge even more qualified than Robert Bork ever will be. Mary Jo Kopechne finally gets justice.


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Mary Jo Kopechne, Rest In Peace.
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Mary Jo Kopechne, RIP.



As for Ted.. FLAME ON!

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