﻿<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>blogandchain</title><link>http://blogandchain.simjournal.com</link><description>The Blog and Chain chronicles the life and thoughts of one of the smartest men on this planet.</description><copyright>Portions (c) 2004-2007 SimJournal All Rights Reserverd.</copyright><ttl>1</ttl><item><title>Freaking Cold Florida</title><description>Daedalus goes to Florida for 28 degree weather! Yesssss..</description><link>http://blogandchain.simjournal.com/comartview.aspx?bid=3171                          </link><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 14:08:47 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>All Men Are Dogs: Right?</title><description>For all women who say "All Men Are Dogs" or whatever the hell you say. Here is what all men really are.</description><link>http://blogandchain.simjournal.com/comartview.aspx?bid=3170                          </link><pubDate>Fri, 08 Jan 2010 11:46:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Pain.</title><description>Daedalus is working out again and back to the vegetarian lifestyle.</description><link>http://blogandchain.simjournal.com/comartview.aspx?bid=3169                          </link><pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 11:38:31 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>2009 - Year In Review.</title><description>Daedalus goes over 2009, a year of boredom.</description><link>http://blogandchain.simjournal.com/comartview.aspx?bid=3168                          </link><pubDate>Thu, 31 Dec 2009 08:04:14 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>World to Daedalus: Grow Up!</title><description>Before I got married I used to hear the same foolishness from the same foolish women over and over and over again.</description><link>http://blogandchain.simjournal.com/comartview.aspx?bid=3167                          </link><pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 07:45:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Fun With Minorities #3</title><description>Lets make this weekend “Tell-a-black-a-falsehood-weekend” </description><link>http://blogandchain.simjournal.com/comartview.aspx?bid=3166                          </link><pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:43:29 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Why you look stupid to me.</title><description>Sooner or later YOU are going to look stupid for associating with stupid men and for making bad decisions about the men you associate with.
</description><link>http://blogandchain.simjournal.com/comartview.aspx?bid=3165                          </link><pubDate>Fri, 23 Oct 2009 10:30:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Workaholism</title><description>Here lately I have been in overdrive, I have four clients, one of which I do some contract CTO work for. </description><link>http://blogandchain.simjournal.com/comartview.aspx?bid=3164                          </link><pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 10:44:41 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Hugo Chavez Saw This And Said "Dayum!"</title><description>Replace the name of Jesus with Barack Obama and what do you get? Indoctrination!</description><link>http://blogandchain.simjournal.com/comartview.aspx?bid=3162                          </link><pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 08:15:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Last Temptation Of Mister Bachelor</title><description>This is the story of what happened to Mister Bachelor the day he died.</description><link>http://blogandchain.simjournal.com/comartview.aspx?bid=3161                          </link><pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 10:36:22 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Join the fight against FOX News!</title><description>Cindafella Daeda Daedalus is turning against Fox News for thier negativde coverage of ACORN. Read how you can join the fight!</description><link>http://blogandchain.simjournal.com/comartview.aspx?bid=3160                          </link><pubDate>Mon, 14 Sep 2009 10:08:52 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Daedalus Reveals The Real Tragedy Of 9/11</title><description>9/11 is a tragedy of enormous proportions. I remember the day like it happened yesterday. I think we should focus on it yearly to remind us of who our enemies are. </description><link>http://blogandchain.simjournal.com/comartview.aspx?bid=3159                          </link><pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 11:40:46 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>A Message To My Wicked, Wicked Ex</title><description>Daedalus asks his ex a question and, asks her to go away.</description><link>http://blogandchain.simjournal.com/comartview.aspx?bid=3158                          </link><pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 10:33:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Why Hurricane Katrina Was Good For New Orleans</title><description>Daedalus tells why Hurricane Katrina was good for blacks living in New Orleans.</description><link>http://blogandchain.simjournal.com/comartview.aspx?bid=3157                          </link><pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 09:09:08 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Senator Edward M. Kennedy: Dead</title><description>Senator Edward M. Kennedy appears before a judge even more qualified than Robert Bork.</description><link>http://blogandchain.simjournal.com/comartview.aspx?bid=3155                          </link><pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 09:01:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Infinite Wisdom Of Daedalus #1</title><description>Daedalus gives a tip for men who are about to get married.</description><link>http://blogandchain.simjournal.com/comartview.aspx?bid=3154                          </link><pubDate>Mon, 24 Aug 2009 12:16:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>To My New Neighbors: Daedalus Is Player-Hating You!</title><description>Daedalus looks at the changing landscape of the neighborhood and hates his new neighbors.</description><link>http://blogandchain.simjournal.com/comartview.aspx?bid=3153                          </link><pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2009 10:42:41 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Time Flies</title><description>So the countdown begins as the time before I get married becomes finite. It seems like yesterday we announced to the world we were getting married. And now its down to a few weeks. </description><link>http://blogandchain.simjournal.com/comartview.aspx?bid=3152                          </link><pubDate>Wed, 12 Aug 2009 10:02:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Daedalus Puts A Hex On The Texas Rangers</title><description>Every time I go to a Rangers Game, they lose! Why?</description><link>http://blogandchain.simjournal.com/comartview.aspx?bid=3151                          </link><pubDate>Tue, 04 Aug 2009 11:23:19 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Daedalus The Colossus Stomps On The Lilliputians</title><description>Daedalus goes into the world of the Asians, where he is at least a foot taller than everyone else.</description><link>http://blogandchain.simjournal.com/comartview.aspx?bid=3150                          </link><pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 08:27:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Overwriting Bad Memory</title><description>Deadalus joins the French Foreign Legion, to forget.</description><link>http://blogandchain.simjournal.com/comartview.aspx?bid=3149                          </link><pubDate>Mon, 20 Jul 2009 09:34:35 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Most Unrealistic Thing About Star-Trek</title><description>Daedalus watches Star-Trek and sees something that even science fiction cant explain.</description><link>http://blogandchain.simjournal.com/comartview.aspx?bid=3148                          </link><pubDate>Tue, 14 Jul 2009 08:55:24 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Daedalus Hits The Coast</title><description>Daedalus spends July 4 on the coast.</description><link>http://blogandchain.simjournal.com/comartview.aspx?bid=3147                          </link><pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 08:28:25 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Ricci V. DeStefano: Sotomeyors New Haven Fire Fighters Decision Has Been Overturned By The Supreme Court</title><description>Sotomeyors New Haven Fire Fighters Decision Has Been Overturned By The Supreme Court. Justice has been done.</description><link>http://blogandchain.simjournal.com/comartview.aspx?bid=3146                          </link><pubDate>Mon, 29 Jun 2009 10:59:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Gasping For Air</title><description>Daedalus goes to Aspen Colorado and finds his fiance gasping for breath.</description><link>http://blogandchain.simjournal.com/comartview.aspx?bid=3144                          </link><pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 15:17:05 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Writing Software Is So Much Easier</title><description>Daedalus is informed his wife to be has written her own wedding vows. Daedalus rolls his beautiful brown eyes.</description><link>http://blogandchain.simjournal.com/comartview.aspx?bid=3143                          </link><pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 10:30:22 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Unproductive</title><description>Sarah Palin gets attacked by David Letterman. What if she were a Democrat?</description><link>http://blogandchain.simjournal.com/comartview.aspx?bid=3142                          </link><pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 09:53:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Look At All These Rumors, Surrounding Me Every Day..</title><description>Daedalus learns his fiance will be on her period for the wedding. Crap!</description><link>http://blogandchain.simjournal.com/comartview.aspx?bid=3141                          </link><pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 13:02:58 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Living For The Weekend!</title><description>I am flying back to my old dilapidated cottage in the country for the weekend and a rather large BBQ with all of my friends so it will be a good weekend to be at home. </description><link>http://blogandchain.simjournal.com/comartview.aspx?bid=3140                          </link><pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 12:45:15 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Marriage Minutiae</title><description>Daeadalus deals with wedding issues. Why does this have to be so hard?</description><link>http://blogandchain.simjournal.com/comartview.aspx?bid=3139                          </link><pubDate>Mon, 01 Jun 2009 10:00:01 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Things I Simply Dont Have To Worry About</title><description>In these times I have plenty to worry about. Here is one thing I dont worry about now that I used to.</description><link>http://blogandchain.simjournal.com/comartview.aspx?bid=3137                          </link><pubDate>Wed, 27 May 2009 12:31:59 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Incredible Shrinking Woman!</title><description>North Gatwick contines to shrink to a size four. YESSSSS!</description><link>http://blogandchain.simjournal.com/comartview.aspx?bid=3136                          </link><pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 15:44:19 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Sotomayor For The Supreme Court Or Just For The Hell Of It.</title><description>Sotomayor: Picking a minority for the hell of it doesn't feed a single child or prevent a single crime. </description><link>http://blogandchain.simjournal.com/comartview.aspx?bid=3135                          </link><pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2009 11:18:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Daedalus Smacks The Hell Out Of That Beach!</title><description>Daedalus heads out to Vegas and San Diego and hopefully avoids getting married.</description><link>http://blogandchain.simjournal.com/comartview.aspx?bid=3134                          </link><pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2009 08:03:22 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Its time for a Latino Revolution! Its Time For Change!</title><description>Daedalus explains why the Latinos should mass and march in order to get their rights! He also explains where they should be doing it.</description><link>http://blogandchain.simjournal.com/comartview.aspx?bid=3133                          </link><pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 15:24:45 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Stressasode</title><description>North Gatwick stresses over the wedding.. Again..</description><link>http://blogandchain.simjournal.com/comartview.aspx?bid=3132                          </link><pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 10:45:50 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Waking Up Daedalus</title><description>After Mister Bachelor died, Daedalus woke up.</description><link>http://blogandchain.simjournal.com/comartview.aspx?bid=3130                          </link><pubDate>Thu, 14 May 2009 09:36:37 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Return Of The Blog And Chain</title><description>Daedalus, formerly Mister Bachelor announces the return of the Blog and Chain</description><link>http://blogandchain.simjournal.com/comartview.aspx?bid=3128                          </link><pubDate>Wed, 13 May 2009 12:53:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Cindafella :Everything in the Universe</title><description>Everything you should know about Cindafella</description><link>http://blogandchain.simjournal.com/lexviewer.aspx?word=Cindafella</link><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 01:47:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Wicked Ex :Everything in the Universe</title><description>Everything you should know about Wicked Ex</description><link>http://blogandchain.simjournal.com/lexviewer.aspx?word=Wicked Ex</link><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 01:47:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Obi-Wife :Everything in the Universe</title><description>Everything you should know about Obi-Wife</description><link>http://blogandchain.simjournal.com/lexviewer.aspx?word=Obi-Wife</link><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 01:47:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Daedalus :Everything in the Universe</title><description>Everything you should know about Daedalus</description><link>http://blogandchain.simjournal.com/lexviewer.aspx?word=Daedalus</link><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 01:47:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Mister Bachelor :Everything in the Universe</title><description>Everything you should know about Mister Bachelor</description><link>http://blogandchain.simjournal.com/lexviewer.aspx?word=Mister Bachelor</link><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 01:47:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>ACORN :Everything in the Universe</title><description>Everything you should know about ACORN</description><link>http://blogandchain.simjournal.com/lexviewer.aspx?word=ACORN</link><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 01:47:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Player-Hate :Everything in the Universe</title><description>Everything you should know about Player-Hate</description><link>http://blogandchain.simjournal.com/lexviewer.aspx?word=Player-Hate</link><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 01:47:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>2.0 House :Everything in the Universe</title><description>Everything you should know about 2.0 House</description><link>http://blogandchain.simjournal.com/lexviewer.aspx?word=2.0 House</link><pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 01:47:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Yeah</title><description>Tell that to &amp;quot;Yo Mama&amp;quot; she was one of the</description><link>http://blogandchain.simjournal.com/comartview.aspx?bid=3167</link><pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 07:14:12 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Dead on Daedalus!</title><description>This one is dead on!  Now grow up!</description><link>http://blogandchain.simjournal.com/comartview.aspx?bid=3167</link><pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 12:08:38 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Run</title><description>That would be running. As fast as I can. </description><link>http://blogandchain.simjournal.com/comartview.aspx?bid=3169</link><pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 14:10:50 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Walking or running a 100..</title><description>Walking or running a 100 miles per month? </description><link>http://blogandchain.simjournal.com/comartview.aspx?bid=3169</link><pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 14:07:06 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Rolls Eyes</title><description>Yes. I know it sucks. Life without drama however does</description><link>http://blogandchain.simjournal.com/comartview.aspx?bid=3164</link><pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 08:38:35 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Dude...</title><description>Your blog sucks now. No one cares about you being</description><link>http://blogandchain.simjournal.com/comartview.aspx?bid=3164</link><pubDate>Sat, 10 Oct 2009 20:50:59 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Better homes? Unlikely...</title><description>They probably did not get better homes. Contractors cut more</description><link>http://blogandchain.simjournal.com/comartview.aspx?bid=3153</link><pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 12:17:05 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Dead works for me!</title><description>Good riddance to bad rubbish.</description><link>http://blogandchain.simjournal.com/comartview.aspx?bid=3155</link><pubDate>Wed, 26 Aug 2009 12:11:26 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Wasabi</title><description>The squeeze paste you bought is not the same as</description><link>http://blogandchain.simjournal.com/comartview.aspx?bid=3150</link><pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 13:15:17 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>